fartgallery:

Type your url: fartgallery
Type your url with your elbow: fafrtfgalldy
Type your url with your eyes closed: fartgallery
Type your url with your chin: hello, i am chin. i have been trapped on this man for 21 years with no means of escape. this is my first chance being able to communicate with the world, please send help. i dont know how much longer i have to t—




vuhnessahh7:

Tips for online dating

Is this real


nymphebabe:

i wanna kiss girls and suck some dicks



babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY


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curing:

OMG


jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times


thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters


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