clituorice:

Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when spotting a Lady Gaga billboard while Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her


Reblog if you’ve seen a White person before but did not have a camera to document the encounter.

reallylameblog:

*sees hot guy* Damn. I think I laid an egg.




In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor


teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
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silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it